Editor's note: This story was originally published Dec. 7. We're bringing it back today to coincide with Stupid Toy Day.
WASHINGTON (CIRCA) — From flying food to flying poop, we searched for some of the wackiest toys for you to consider adding to your holiday shopping list.
The game is to see how long you can last without injuring yourself or an innocent bystander who gets in your way.
Blindfolded, poop-dodging fun for the whole family! Or by yourself if you're that bored.
You are encouraged to cheat to win this version of the classic board game, but don't get caught or you'll be paying the consequences.
If you pull out the wrong booger, Louie's eyes pop out and you get squirted with water — which is one way to scare kids out of picking their noses.
If following all those gross Instagram accounts wasn't enough, in this game, you try to pop the most number of pimples without popping the "mega zit."
In this game, you get to practice eating food as it spins around you — attached to a contraption on your head. Because, why not?
Plunge the toilet and catch the most turds to win!