When it comes to relationships, there are levels to this. To be more clear, there are certain things that occur between partners that let them know things are taking a step forward. It could be the first time someone sleeps over or when you leave your toothbrush at your significant other's home. That lets you know things are changing. You want another example? How about when you poop in front of each other?
girls don’t poop they scream out of their assholes— miss keisha? miss keisha? (@minaxbell) January 16, 2018
Insert awkward stare emoji here.
SENSITIVE GUY TIP!!!: when you get in line for a unisex bathroom behind a woman and she says “you go ahead” don’t try some m’lady “you first” nonsense. she’s implying she has to take a huge, gross dump and doesn’t want you to whiff her putrid shit— keith buckley (@deathoftheparty) November 28, 2017
Some people don't even believe the person their dating really uses the bathroom until it happens. But when they find out, it's a game changer. The Huffington Post described "the conversation as a precursor to the wedding ring — a way to clear the air about everything you’ve ever done."
So ladies, if you show him that you stink, he may think you're the one.
My boyfriend is on the toilet and we are sending each other ugly pics of each other and roasting each other and I just hear his phone dinging and then him hysterically giggling from the bathroom— tess (@that1mum) January 13, 2018