We've all been there. You're at a party, having a few drinks and chatting up your friends, when the conversation inevitably lands on the topic of whether or not your buddy is an alien. These ladies may not have all the facts, but they make a pretty good case for their friend Alan being an extra terrestrial.
There's no worse feeling than hating your friend's significant other. You want the best for your friend, and in your opinion, they could do so much better when it comes to love. Daniel is a good guy, but his girlfriend is... kind of a robot.