It seems like every year people get outraged by Starbucks' holiday cups, and this year is no different. Many are upset about the gender-neutral hands at the top of the cup, believing that Starbucks is pushing a "homosexual agenda." However, if you look closely, there are far more offensive drawings on that cup. We explore all of them.
You want to know what's more offensive than a pair of hands on a Starbucks holiday cup? Their baristas' inability to properly write my name. It's "Todd." T-O-D-D. Not "Tod" or "Tawd" or even "Toad." I'd change my name to "Al," but they'd probably find a way to mess that up, too.