If all you want for Christmas is an "Official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle, with compass in the stock and that thing that tells time," but you're afraid "You'll shoot your eye out, kid," maybe opt for a different gift, perhaps a trip to Cleveland, Ohio.
What's in Cleveland, you ask? Well, one of the city's top attractions is A Christmas Story House and Museum.
Purchased in 2004 and restored to it's former glory, the house from the American classic Christmas movie, A Christmas Story, opened it's doors to the public on Thanksgiving weekend in 2006.
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."
The house has roughly 50,000 visitors annually who come from all over the world to see the house, memorabilia from the movie, and the famous "Major Award," that forever-classy leg lamp.
The A Christmas Story House is completely interactive so guests can recreate their favorite movie scenes, take photos by the leg lamp with the bb-gun, climb under the kitchen sink like little brother Randy, and decode a secret message in the bathroom while washing their mouths out with Lifebuoy soap.
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
Everything in the house is completely interactive. And the A Christmas Story House and Museum are open year round, seven days a week.
A Christmas Story was originally released in 1983, and is based on Jean Shepherd's Indiana childhood recollection. The story revolves around Ralphie Parker as he begs his parents and tries to convince other adults in his life that a bb-gun should be his Christmas gift. Today, the movie runs for 24-hours beginning every Christmas Eve garnering more than 40 million viewers.
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