Look, we’re all excited for Star Wars — some of us are just a little more excited than others, okay? Take for example whomever the heck is buying these ridiculous Star Wars sex toys from Geeky Sex Toys — from a “Dark Side Bondage Kit”, to most strangely of all — a dildo meant to resemble Yoda’s penis. I have to say, these toy makers are prettttyyy confident that Yoda, the little green alien man will have a circumcised human penis, but hey, I ain’t the sex toy maker here, I just report on them! In any case, a discussion must be had on the current state of Star Wars themed sex toyery, and so we have our panel. Hosts Shira Lazar, Ryan Mitchell and special guest Miles Jai — an improviser, comedian and beauty blogger. He is here to promote his upcoming YouTube: Red show “Fight of the Living Dead”, and I am positive Mr. Jaihas some class A opinions on Star Wars themed marital aides.
Fight of the Living Dead: Paradise Calls co-stars Jake Paul, Jake Paul, Juanpa Zurita, Hannah Stocking, Wengie, Anwar Jibawi, De'arra Taylor & Ken Walker, Karina Garcia, Eric Ochoa, Anthony Trujillo and Jai himself, and covers the journey of these YouTube celebreties as they fight hordes of the undead. Although what’s more disturbing, I dare to ask, hordes of the undead or— a Death Star Ball Gag? A Darth Vader vibrator is also in the running, along with what can only be described as a Han Solo pocket pussy. Tis the season. To get sexual pleasure for a Han Solo toy. Tis the season.
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