The Twelve Days of Christmas is one of the all-time classic holiday songs, filled with extravagant gifts that would please any loved one. Unfortunately, it's 2017 and we're all broke AF. So here's a more realistic version of The Twelve Days of Christmas that accurately reflects these modern times.
Don't believe us that the gifts in The Twelve Days of Christmas would make you go bankrupt? Our accounting team crunched the numbers, and if you really want to give out these presents, prepare to mortgage your home – three times over.