You're walking through a Wal-Mart when you happen upon a display full of balls. do you:
A) Ignore it.
B) Look at it and fondly remember when you used to "play" as a child.
C) Buy a ball.
D) Climb the display and jump in.
If you chose anything but D, then you're not ready to live the baller lifestyle.
"Having a ball" has never been more painful. Watching people have a ball? That's never been more fun.