A selfish sociopath. A monster that only exists to consume whatever is in its wake, oblivious to all pain caused. I am, of course, talking about Julia Roberts' character in Eat Pray Love. What would happen if we threw in Pennywise the clown from It? It'd probably soften her up, TBH.
With all the directorial shakeups surrounding the Star Wars films, I'm surprised one name hasn't been mentioned as a replacement: Tommy Wiseau. This auteur of garbage responsible for so-bad-it's-a-masterpiece The Room would give the universe a certain je ne sais Qui-Gon-Jinn. Here's proof.