Dispatch: 911, what's your emergency?
Person: Hi, this isn't really an emergency. I just saw the stupidest wannabe criminal try and do some dumb crime stuff, and I wanted to laugh about it with someone.
Dispatch: Hell yeah. Send those vids, fam.
To be fair, being bumbling isn't just relegated to the bad guys. As you can see, some so-called superheroes can screw things up just as badly. My Spidey Sense is tingling. It says "Wait for Batman instead."