Why, exactly, did everybody love Raymond? His family was mean. He seemed emotionally unavailable. His voice sounded like clinically depressed Kermit The Frog. If you ask me, Everybody Loves Stingray is the more accurate reboot we need. Stingrays -- surprisingly cute!
Some fish, like the stingray, are here to provide warmth and happiness. Some fish, like the ones collected here, are here to ruin your day. Go ahead and see that creepy clown movie. I've got all the terror I need in my local body of water.