People who are good at surfing make surfing look real easy. They have cool names like Chaz and Ashlonne, they have long, flowing hair, and they effortlessly glide across the ocean on what's basically a piece of styrofoam. When people like you and me try it? Faceplant. Mahalo? Ma-hell-no.
Surfing's not the only summer activity that seems fun but is, in actuality, a true nightmare. These hapless folks found out the hard way that the worst killer isn't a creepy clown in a sewer. It's making sure your ice cream cone doesn't drip on your fingers.