The stakes are high. Tensions are fraught. With the push of a button, lives can be forever changed. I'm talking about, of course, posting something on social media. How can you secure the perfect amount of likes? These grizzled vets have the tough answers.
Sometimes posting on Facebook isn't enough. Sometimes to get that sweet hit of "human interaction" we all crave, you gotta take it to the streets. Sometimes you gotta shout those statuses in real life. Emojis are fine, but nothing beats a real frowny face.