In the horror movie franchise The Purge, for 24 hours, all crime is legal. Sounds like good, clean, family fun, right? The only crime these would-be home invaders are guilty of are having just, like, the worst opinions. And you can't do a damn thing about it.
So you lived through The Purge. Congrats! Why not treat yourself with a nice plant? You deserve a stress-free hobby to... oh no. Oh, dear God, it's so difficult! You had no idea keeping a plant alive would chlorophyll you with this much horror, did you?