"Why do I need to take a bath?" you may have said as a child. "I'm just gonna get dirty again!" Pets have similar thoughts on the matter, but since they can't speak English, they instead communicate by barking, meowing, scurrying and generally letting you know they blame you personally for putting them through this.
What's worse than being stuck in a bathroom when you don't wanna be there? Being stuck in a bathroom when you don't wanna be there and you can't stalk your ex's Insta. Seriously, what did cavemen do when they were pooping?