Pizza can be extremely controversial. Maybe you remember when the president of Iceland said that he wanted to ban pineapples on pizza. A lot of people felt strongly about his statement. Some were in total agreement. Others, not so much. So we expect our own ranking to generate a little bit of controversy. Take a look, and let us know whether or not you agree!
You probably know your spirit animal, but are you aware of your inner pasta? Probably not. So we're here to help you figure it out. Are you a classic dish, like spaghetti and meatballs? An innovative flavor of ravioli served at a gourmet Italian restaurant? Just answer a few simple questions, and we'll reveal which pasta dish you are!
There are a ridiculous number of variables and difficult choices to be made in the realm of pizza. When you're in the mood for it, what kind of pie do you usually get? Thin crust? Deep dish? How about toppings? Are you more into veggies or meat? Is pineapple ever acceptable (always)? Anchovies? And once your pizza arrives, how do you eat it? Do you wipe the grease off with a napkin?
Let us know your pizza preferences, and in return, we'll give you the very reason why you don't currently have a significant other to eat pizza with.