Most superheroes teach us to be better versions of ourselves. To get up, get out there, and do some good. For this superhero, lounging around in your sweats is more than enough for a full day's work. It's time to set the tabler... for The Enabler!
Hollywood, if you're reading this, I've given you the pieces for a Shitty Avengers Marvel Universe-style franchise. The Enabler and Shitty Spider-Man can be brought together by their boss, Nick Slightly-Mad. I will accept 20% gross and merchandising rights.