If I have one criticism about Facebook, it's this: I wish it were louder. It's not enough to read everyone's unsolicited hot takes, announcements, and vague drama. I wish people could shout them at me. Lucky for me, these IRL friends have my back. Laugh emoji!
Forget MMA, WWE, and Jerry Springer. The best fights take place in a virtual ring. We have a business plan. What if we took those fights to real life, charged standard PPV rates, and took bets? In other words, it's time to move fights from Facebook to Face-bookies.