"The Room" is to amazingly bad cinema as "Citizen Kane" is to, well, cinema. It is a true trash masterpiece of laughably poor acting, writing, and directing, and it's all thanks to its ambiguously-accented writer/director/star Tommy Wiseau. What would happen if we unleashed this force of nature on the most popular film franchise of all? Oh, hi, George Lucas.
Here's a question I've always had: Are movie robots treated the same as movie stars? When R2-D2 wraps for the day, does TMZ cover his nightclub exploits? Does HAL 9000 have a fragrance line coming out? And most importantly: What is a robot's love life like?