You better watch out, you better not cry / You better not pout, I'm telling you why / Poker Man is coming to town / His finger's outstretched, it's looking quite tall / A flick of the wrist and then you will fall / Poker Man is coming to town!
It might be scary to imagine there's a mischievous man out to make us all fall with his vindictive pokes. But I think it's worse to fall on your own for absolutely no reason. Don't believe me? Take a look at these clumsy celebs.