This is a three-part public service announcement to all big doggos who think they're little doggos. First, how are you reading the Internet? Second, you are a big doggo, not a little doggo. Please refrain from jumping into people's laps as though you are little. Third, if you must continue this behavior, make sure the cameras keep rolling.
Okay, enough is enough, doggos. You've gotta stop pretending you're things you're not! What the heck are you gonna do with glasses? I mean, you do look really cute, and when you wear glasses it makes me wanna scratch behind your ears and give you treats. Ah screw it, we'll get you an appointment with a dog-tometrist.