Meeting people used to be so quaint. Someone catches your eye at an Applebee's, you make sure they're not insane, you strike up a conversation about 2 for 20 deals, next thing you know, you're splitting quesadilla poppers with your grandchildren. Now, with dating apps swiping their way into our business, it's much easier for all matter of creepos to get up in your inbox and say some weird stuff. Check, please.
No matter how hard dating seems, we can't give up hope. There is a Prince Charming or Princess Peach out there for us. We just have to stay patient, stay open-minded, and stay -- I'm sorry, my Lyft to Slightly Too Expensive Cafe is gonna cost how much? Ugh, not worth it, date canceled.