Normally, I'm no prude when it comes to the arts. If you want to put on a one-person abstract theater piece about monarch butterflies symbolizing Wall Street and cover it with blood and guts, more power to you. But after seeing what these crayon-wielding maniacs did to such innocent coloring books, you can color me frazzled.
Kids drawing strange pictures is just step one on the haunted house checklist. Are you experiencing other possible ghost-related phenomena, but want to make sure before calling that exorcist? We've got your back... wait. What's that red hand print on your back?