Egyptians heralded them as gods. Artists wrote about them as Monday-hating, lasagna-loving icons. And you invited them into your home for snuggles and sandpaper tongue baths. America's latest criminal underbelly is here... and they are not declawed.
TBH, though? We should've seen cats' transformation into full-scale Walter White criminals coming. After all, they've always been... what's a delicate way to put this? Assholes. Straight up, capital-A Assholes.