Ah, summer camp. Arts and crafts, outdoor activities, sneaking your older brother's Zima into a water bottle to impress your crush at the square dance... wait, what? There's a summer camp for adults where drinking is openly encouraged? Where do we sign?
To be a master, you have to study the masters. If you want to be a writer, you read Mark Twain. If you want to wear a cape and fight goons, you analyze Batman. If you want to drink, look no further than these titans of liquid gold.