Of all the major sports, tennis seems like the easiest. You pick up a racket, lightly jog to where the bright yellow ball is, smash it, repeat, and boom, you're a Williams sister, right? Unfortunately, these would-be aces tried to love the sport, but wound up double faulting.
When you watch baseball, you want the experience to be a grand slam. More often than not, however, it's a boring ground out. How do we jazz up our nation's past time? To borrow advice from Sonic The Hedgehog: We gotta go faster.