Today's forecast: We've got a 100 percent chance of insane winds from the north, south, east, and west.
We're also seeing a troubling spell of people with poor planning skills coming into direct contact with the winds.
As a result, we are putting out a severe falling over advisory for the greater county area. Back to you!
Whether the weather is cold / Whether the weather is hot / We'll be together whatever the weather / Whether we -- OH NO! IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! AHH! Hmm. Sorry. Where was I?