Life is like a roller coaster. You've got ups, you've got downs, but ultimately you've got one fun ride.
Unfortunately for these theme park patrons, however, their life's roller coaster broke down as bad as...well, their actual roller coaster.
Make sure your handlebars are locked down and tight. Please keep your gasps and screams inside the vehicle at all times.
Are you thinking to yourself, "I'd love to experience intense physical shock that will likely result in injury or worse, but don't want to deal with those dang amusement park lines?"
Strap on your cowboy boots, Sonny Jim, 'cause we've got a bunch of solutions for you. Yee-haw!