Time for a shot of liquid courage! With alcohol, you can accomplish pretty much anything. Well...maybe that's not exactly true, but you can certainly trick yourself into thinking that anything is possible. And isn't that what life is really about?
Hm. We've been going about this all wrong.
If you're a cop, however, you should probably stay away from the ol' liquid courage. It's not a good look, you know? If you are going to get drunk while in uniform, though, please make sure that your friends are close by so they can take care of you. Or maybe even surprise you with a cake!