After a breakup, it's totally natural to want to get back at your ex. Maybe you start dating someone new. But we all know you're living a lie.
When you run into people you used to go to school with, you're supposed to be polite and ask about their life. And, you know, actually care about it. But we know the truth. You don't care. Here's a secret for you: They don't really care about your life either.