Life's hard when you're a mascot. If you're not tripping over your own feet, you're getting punched by little kids or running into walls because you can't see clearly. However, while it sucks for the men and women in costume, it's pretty great for the people of the internet who get to watch and enjoy the failure from afar.
These creatures sure aren't failing. They're wearing sunglasses and looking fresh as hell doing it. They've got it made in the shade.