Basic bitches, unite! There's help for you. So throw on your Ugg boots and North Face jackets, grab some Starbucks, and head on over to the closest meeting. It's time for you to prove that if people can't handle you at your worst, they don't deserve you at your best.
Maybe your problem isn't being a basic bitch. Are you a little too attached to the objects from your childhood? If so, it may be time for your loved ones to stage a nostalgia intervention. We wish you the best of luck.