People today have it way too easy when it comes to sending dick pics. Back in the '80s, things were a lot harder - no pun intended.
Taking a dick pic on your phone? That's so 2015. What you need is a professional penis photographer to truly capture the essence of your essence.
There's nothing worse than a guy blowing up your phone asking for nudes. Thankfully, people on the Internet are here to provide some hilarious clap backs.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A bad picture is worth a thousand laughs.