If you ever need something towed, please, please, call a professional. Trust us. You are probably not qualified to handle it yourself.
If you're moving, you can often call upon your friends with trucks to help you out. But don't call this guy.
If you have a self-driving car, all your worries will disappear. Unless they happen to be one of these ones with personalities.
And definitely don't call these kids up to help you move anything. They'll just go mad with power.