Imagine how it must feel to be food. You're always getting eaten, or thrown away, or sometimes even thrown at people! You might want to fight back. Here's how.
The ultimate insult is dealt to the foods in these situations. It's probably time to get out of the kitchen.
Sometimes your grill fights back. In that case, your license to grill should probably be revoked.
And if fire gets involved, you should probably just stop everything you're doing. And then drop. And then roll.