Don't play with fire, kids. Or else this could happen.
Actually, maybe you should avoid all heat sources. Grills seem to be too hot to handle as well.
What is it with people failing so hard at cooking food? Surely we should have mastered it by now, right?
If you've just experienced a cooking fail, it's probably best to escape to a quiet place where you can collect yourself. Some place like a museum. Just don't do what these people did.