If you've ever been on public transportation, these people might look familiar. Somehow, they exist simultaneously in every large city.
At least the people on the bus won't shoot you with a tranquilizer gun. If they do, you should probably just take an Uber.
At least the people on the bus or subway don't normally talk to you as if you're a dog. If they do...again, take an Uber.
There's no shortage of funny characters in this world. Here are a few of them being interviewed on the news.