They say that everything is good in moderation...but sometimes you just have to indulge. Which of these guys most resembles you? We're hoping it's the one on the right.
When it comes to bacon, you never want to practice restraint. Everything is better with bacon.
And we're pretty sure that this guy finds the concept of restraint impossible to comprehend. It's very impressive!
We couldn't help but be reminded of the classic angel and devil on your shoulder trope. Here's a sketch that uses it to great effect.