You've graduated from college! Congratulations! Welcome to the real world.
It is an unkind place.
But at least you didn't fall down on stage, right? Unless you did. In which case, well...it's probably good practice for post-college life. The hits just keep on coming.
If you're wondering where that footage is originally from, here's a clip. It's pretty darn satisfying.
The biggest problem with graduating? Student debt. It's basically an STD.