If you're gonna send nudes, they may as well be good nudes, right? You can probably learn something from this woman. She's a professional dick pic photographer.
If you don't feel like sending nudes, however, we've got some more advice for you. Try one of these responses and it'll probably be the last time you get that request from them.
We couldn't help but remember this classic scene from Superbad. What an affliction!
Here's another kind of penis...art. Is this art? We don't even know anymore.