WATCH: That's right, we said it. Earth Day is a total scam. Think about it. Every bad thing that has ever happened to you has happened on Earth. And people want us to celebrate it? No thank you.
People who celebrate Earth Day remind us of the woman in this video. Always talking about chakras and Mercury being in retrograde...you know the type.
While we're on the subject of things that are dumb, how about dihydrogen monoxide? 100 percent of people who have been exposed to it have died. Get that stuff off this planet.
Oh yeah, and Columbus Day sucks too. Sorry to burst your lesser holiday bubble.