Watch out! Mercury's in retrograde! Luckily for you, that means you can get away with pretty much everything. Here are a few of our favorite spiritual excuses. Take note they may come in handy.
Maybe your excuse is actually that you're just too confident. We know how that goes too.
This guy seems like the type to use a spiritual excuse every now and again. But he sure knows his crystal stuff!
Here's a primer on how to be ultra spiritual. Once you've achieved enlightenment, you can use spiritual excuses for everything too.