Do you ever get the feeling that your dog is more likable than you? We're not saying it's true, but...have you ever seen your dog? Your dog is great. What exactly would you say you bring to the table?
Once you're dating someone (regardless of how you got them to date you), you might want to eventually have sex. Here's how to do it. But be warned: this guy has never had sex. We're not sure he can be trusted.
99% of the time, I'm dating you for your dog. Don't get too attached.— anastasia (@easya_89) April 12, 2017
99 percent?! That seems pretty high, don't you think? BRB, getting all of the dogs.
Look on the bright side. At least you're not actually dating your dog! That could get pretty awkward.