Growing up, every child wanted a trampoline. Think of all the sweet stunts you could do! Unfortunately, most kids' parents didn't get a trampoline. Probably because they knew something like this would happen:
The same thing went for pools. Some kids had them, but most kids didn't. We can only imagine that those parents who didn't get pools for their kids regret it now. Think of the great footage they could have captured!
Here's what the kids who had trampolines became when they grew up. Masterful trampolinists! Trampoliners? Trampolios?
And here's what happens when you fill a trampoline net with 1,000 whoopie cushions. You know, because you've always wondered.