If you're a lizard person, this video is totally relatable. Hold onto your detachable tail! It's going to be a bumpy reptilian ride.
What's that? You're not a lizard person? Well...maybe you're a broke person. Or maybe you're a broke lizard person! What are you hiding?
In case you haven't heard of it, the lizard person conspiracy is an actual thing. Here's an explanation of it, although we can't promise it will shed a lot of light on the subject.
Here are a bunch of additional conspiracies you can get totally into. Get out your tinfoil hat!