Every time someone starts talking about wine, this is all we hear. Tannins? Legs? What are you even talking about? Just give us the wine. Thanks.
If you want to match wits with a wine snob, you're gonna need some facts. Here you go. You're welcome.
If that's not enough, here are some more facts to impress your "smartest" friends.
If you're friends with wine snobs, this will feel all too familiar. You probably don't want to watch this. It might trigger some bad memories.