WATCH: Thousands of people have a phobia of flying, and for some reason, we treat them like the crazy ones. Never mind the fact that there is literally no reason at all that planes should work. This guy gets it. Unfortunately for the passengers, he's the pilot.
WATCH: While we're talking about people who shouldn't be flying, you should definitely avoid all travel situations where Tom Hanks is involved. Trust us. It's not going to end well.
We couldn't help but be reminded of this classic scene from Airplane! We're going to have to get one of those panic signs for the office.
Here's Louis C.K.'s take on airplanes. We're inclined to agree with him. Maybe we'll give flying another shot... Just don't let that first guy be the pilot.