WATCH: If we treated regular employees like pro athletes, they'd probably have to participate in press conferences. Here are some clips of what that might look like.
There are a lot of things that make your job tough, but one of the worst is an overly positive coworker. How do people like that function in real life? We're just gonna say it: positive people suck.
If you've never seen a press conference, here's a primer to teach you what every single one looks like. Seriously, they never deviate from this structure. But they are usually much less funny.
Here's one press conference that did get funny, though. This guy called one of the reporters beautiful...but didn't realize that she could hear everything he was saying. You know, because microphones.