Looking for hot sex tips? Well, look no further.
On second thought, maybe you should keep looking. This guy seems to be a bit confused.
If you're trying to get out of having sex with someone, this song is filled with some excellent excuses. Or, as we like to call them, sexcellent sexcuses.
Publications like Cosmo are notorious for putting ridiculous sex tips into the world. Here are some examples of actual, real-live "tips" that they wanted their readers to read... and presumably perform. What were they thinking?
Here's Amy Schumer's hot take on the sex tips found in magazines. Sometimes, it seems as though this sketch isn't too far from what must really go on during those pitch meetings.