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These are the best reasons NOT to have sex

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When you pretend to be healthy, but you're totally not

There are plenty of times when your significant other feels like having sex...and you're just not feeling it. Break it to them gently with this romantic song!

And, seriously, don't ask after the ice cream. Celebrate with the ice cream afterward!

Cold Hearts Creamery ice cream is specifically made for people going through a breakup

If you've heard these excuses one too many times, you might be looking to break up with your significant other. If that's the case, you should definitely hire the singers behind "It's Not You." Here they are in action!

Are you serious: It's A School Night

Here's another woman who seems to have every excuse in the book handy when it comes to getting intimate. It's a school night! That's a new one.

Hold the phone: Sexcuses? That's brilliant. We're going to use that from now on.

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